Saturday, 3 May 2008


At the Bar, Steven Spielberg drunk and he met the Chinese.

He said to the Chinese, "Hey you, you bombed the Pearl Harbour !".
Chinese Man, "No, it was Japanese, that bombed the Pearl Harbour".
Spielberg, "Chinese, Japanese, Vietnamese, you're all the same".

Chinese Man response, "You sunk the Titanic".
Spielberg, "No, it's not me. It was Iceberg".
Chinese Man, "Iceberg, Spielberg, Carlsberg, you're all the same".

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